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More than 20=Uke
Less than 20=seme

1-[ ] you like to be consent in everything (pfft. I don't care.)
2-[x] when a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say (Hell that happens even if I do like them! Hell, that happens if people have anything to do with me at all, they don't have to confess shit.)
3-[ ] you enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music (Is Hayao Masato relaxing?)
4-[ ] you are quite hyperactive (STFU)
5-[ ] if you really don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud (I destroy stuff,p[lug my ears and scream in people's faces. Or I sometimes maybe cry.)
6-[x] you love candies or any type of caramel
7-[x] you like making others blush (Friggin' hilarious!)
8-[x] you sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand (It's a giant DUCK named Andy/Kevin (after Dib/Purple) and it's more between my legs, completely under me, or being used as a pillow.)
9-[x] you’re usually shy with the gender you like (Everybody?)
10-[x] you like romantic- funny anime (like "Paradise Kiss"? George rox my sox.)
11-[x] between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L (Light is too similar to meself. L is the sexy.)
12-[ ] you have listened “an café" (what?)
13-[ ] you like listening to it (the above band) (what?)
14-[ ] you have 1 or 2 song in you pc of “an café” (WHAT?)
15-[ ] you are innocent and a little clumsy (Only when peeling oranges.)
16-[ ] you smile at kitties (If they do something funny or sadistic.)
17-[ ] you usually say –kawaii-
18-[x] you like plushies (*ahem* Define "like".)
19-[ ] between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue (pfft)
20-[ ] you hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot (I don't really give a rat's ass.)
21-[ ] you have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema (I fell in the fountain in the food court once.)
22-[ ] you have called to the mistaken number twice or more (Phones are scary.)
23-[x] you cried with Pocahontas' ending (Probably, yeah.)
24-[x] you have used a very feminine dress or shirt (Define "feminine". I wore my steel-toed boots with it. I think that cancels out the femme bit.)
25-[ ] you call your pets with cute names (Is "Sir Poops-A-Lot" a cute name?)
26-[x] you believe that yaoi/yuri is the best (Define "best".)
27-[ ] you're easily to convince (lol Have you ever tried to convince me of anything?)
28-[ ] some men scare you (Not so much men as women.)
29-[ ] you have seen Pucca and you like it (What?)
30-[x] you have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers (When I was a kid, yeah. What's wrong with red? Or Zim cosplays?)
31-[ ] sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space (I don't go outside.)
32-[x] you’ve said “Kyah” or something like that before (...)
33-[x] when a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive (Am I not always defensive?)
34-[ ] you like j-pop (J-rock more.)
35-[x] you have cried for more than one movie/TV series (Duh.)
36-[ ] you watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi/you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa (I felt more like Yuki.)
37-[ ] you smile with no reason (No apparent reason. But i have my reasons, trust me.)
38-[ ] you usually are very positive (STFU)
39-[ ] when there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it (Nope. Sunlight would kill me.)
40-[ ] you usually don’t understand what your parents say (Pfft.)
Total: 15

SEME BIOTCH!